Because it can get hectic.
You see, I have to prepare THREE different types of noodles!
*Noodles that are wheat free.
*Noodles that are low-carb
*And "normal" noodles for those that can eat wheat without massive tummy-aches and don't care about carbs expanding their thighs.
Why don't I eliminate the "normal" ones and just serve the wheat-fee ones to those that don't care what they eat?
Because wheat-free noodles are pricey! That's why.
In one pot goes these:
In one pot goes these:
And then I get out my peeler and turn these into low-carb noodles:
Yes. I know that's a zucchini.
No. I'm not deranged. (Well, maybe a little. But not about the zucchini.)
That's right folks, slivers of zucchini makes some downright amazing tasting noodles! If you've never tried it, you're missing out!
And you don't have to cook it, which saves you a pot to wash. Which I like since I've already got two pots on the stove cooking two different noodles and one pot cooking sauce. :-(
All you have to do is grab a zuchinni, chop off the ends, peel off the skin...and start peeling you some noodles.
Do this until you have enough for each person. (Adults use about 1 small zucchini, children about half of one. Unless they are my kids and are eating everything in sight. Then they eat 1 or 2!) (This is a great way to use up all that zucchini in your garden.) (Or your in-law's garden if
Your plate should now look like this. (Remember you don't have to cook them as they taste great raw, your hot sauce will warm them up.)
Then just top them with your homemade sauce and serve with a side salad and you've got yourself one really yummy low-carb dinner!
This is one of my all time favorite meals!
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being what all my friends have been raving about of late. 
in my wet hands, rub them together, and then lightly scrub my face, lightly! This gets rid of all the dead skin on your face and makes it baby butt smooth. My face loves baking soda but I know lots of women who use sugar instead. Try both and see which one works for you.
to wash my face! Honey offers incredible antiseptic, antioxidant, and cleansing properties! I love how soft it keeps my skin. And no, it's not sticky, as soon as you put a glob in your hand and start rubbing it all over your wet face in the shower it becomes like a lotion. I keep mine in the shower in a squeeze bottle. You'll have to tell your kids that's it's something else though as they will try to eat it while you are not looking! 
and 
. I love coconut oil and use it for just about everything except my face, as it tends to break me out but others swear by it. My face prefers jojoba and it works wonderfully and goes a long ways. 
. Yes, the laxative. Get the original kind as the only ingredients are Magnesium Hydroxide and water, you don't want the flavored kind. Now I don't know the science behind why this works, I just read about it in an old folk remedies book, but it's the best deodorant I've ever used - natural or normal. All you do is shake up the bottle (Don't skip this step, you want to make sure your cotton ball gets all those little white bits on it.) and then place a cotton ball over the top and pour a little onto the ball. Then just smear it around under your pits, there will be white bits on your underarms but they will go away after you get dressed. Since I started using this I've never once had a smelly armpit, even if I have to miss a shower for a few days it still works days later! And it's cheap! A bottle is around $7 and lasts for months and months. 
(which is healthy whole food such as meat, veggies, nuts, and fruits) we don't really understand the whole "eat anything just because it has no carbs" mindset. The low-carb mean plan was the closet one that had to how we eat though. But that does not mean I'm going to be chowing down on pork rinds every week. Or any week. Or ever. This week you are supposed to dip them in marina sauce! *gags* 
